After that road trip, I’ve come to the conclusion that driving in Greece is treacherous. I’m unendingly grateful for the global brain that is the internet, for without it I surely would have had us all killed. Following the North American / western driving rules that have been engrained in us since teenagehood here would mean certain death, without being armed with the insight a quick search on Google brings forth.
Luckily, I had the foresight to look up some tips on Google the night before embarking on this particular adventure, and I came across these mighty helpful pages.For it is true that, unless you plan to hurtle down single lane (one lane each way, so really double-lane), extremely curvy roads with tight turns, flanked on either side by a cliff and a steep mountain wall, like some demon from Styx, then you must at all times drive in the emergency lane (or what exists of it on any given part of the road).
The beginning was the scariest part, for me. As we entered the mountain range, the roads were steep, narrow, typically lacking an emergency lane more than about a foot wide, and were situatated so close to the edge of the cliff, with not much of a barrier to speak of – certainly the barriers that were there would have been useless had anything actually happened – that I drove about 40 km/h and was quite satisfied with this. But the rather overconfident Greek drivers, the sort of people who would normally lounge about and spend three hours on dinners every night, never a care in the world, must have all had extremely important appointments to keep, or urgent matters to attend to, because this sort of careful driving was just not good enough for them. They all sailed past with the youthful sense of immortality of a drunk teenager in love, trying to show off his machismo to his girl, forcing me (and all other unassuming, terrified tourists who shared the road with us that day) to drive as close to the edge of the road, the cliffside, the branches of bushes and trees hanging over the road, as possible, as I fraily gripped the steering wheel, hoping for my life, and those of my wards, to be spared in the wake of these people who so trustingly hand over their fate to a deity that doesn’t even exist.
There was even a point where I was driving at 60km/hour, around treacherous bends near cliffs, that a bus decided I wasn’t going fast enough for him. He passed me, having to move out into the oncoming lane to do so (there was no emergency lane here), around a tight bend, and risked a near crash for it. We passed that same bus a mere two minutes later, stopped on the side of the road at some siteseeing location. I ask you – what was the point of that risk?
After the first few kilometres of this sort of abuse, we stopped for a brief respite, as one of our party needed a cigarette (I probably could have used one too at this point, were I smoker), and I got out of the car, realising just how shaky I was, how weak my arms felt, how dizzy standing up made me. The adrenaline must have been pumping for a good hour by this point, and I was exhilerated like I haven’t been in a long time – perhaps the last time I felt anything like this was when I went solo skydiving on my 26th birthday. This wasn’t nearly as intense as then, but it was enough. I felt alive – and by the time I got back in the car, I somehow felt more confident. The roads also straightened out a bit, and they weren’t so close to the cliffs as they had been, so I began to pick up the pace and drive at a more reasonable speed for Greek drivers. They still continued to pass us, for the most part, but not as quickly – and I didn’t get as freaked out when they did.
We stopped in Rethymnon, and then went on to Xania, and on our way back home, we had a brief dip in the Agia Pelagio. It had been briefly suggested, when we were in Xania, that we might travel to the most western point of Crete, but when we figured out the roads were like the beginning of the trip, except 10 times worse – with much steeper, even sharper twists and turns, I decided my constitution was just not up to it this time. Perhaps with another 10 years of driving under my belt – in Greece-like conditions, particularly – I might be up to the task. But at this point, I needed the rest of my energy to get us back home.When we stopped in Agio Pelagio, I made a rather dangerous left turn into a tiny road I wasn’t supposed to make. We did nearly all get into an accident then, but some guardian angel was looking after the five of us, and to that spirit I shall forever be grateful for sparing and protecting us. And I’m also grateful to my companions for not holding it against me!
The last stretch home – the beginning part of the trip that had been terrifying before – was again scary, but with the whole day behind me, and knowing we hadn’t had anything bad happen yet, I made it through with a little more confidence than I’d had in the morning. We passed a few small offering houses that had been set up on particularly dangerous sections of road, and we knew that those were to commemorate people who’d died there. I was actually surprised we didn’t see more – but then I figured, they probably don’t set one of those up for everyone who dies.You can see the album from our trip here. Take a look at the pictures on the road – you can see the emergency lane, us driving in it, and the crazy hairpin twists and bends. Amongst, of course, beautiful photos of Xania and Rethymnon.











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